MerListed

Blind Item: I guess, you guess

2007-12-11T14:10:00.000-05:00

Dec. 11: Blind Item! WHICH peer health mermaid was seen screeching like a seagull at the underwater chill out day? Onlookers were overheard wishing that she had promised HER voice to Ursula!

Updates 12-3

2007-12-03T19:07:00.000-05:00

Dec 3: KT spotted in the cafeteria today. Definately took our day from Wet to Set!!!!!

Dec 3: Flounder at lunch, spotted with 3 merladies, never previously seen swimming with him before...

Dec 2: A very happy birthday to Miss Britney Spears!

Daily Updates

2007-11-28T18:14:00.000-05:00

Marco Polo

Nov 28: MerListed overhears mermaids trying to convince their friend that she'll definitely burn 300 barnacles today

Nov 28: Scuttle looks just like a MARCO POLO ad today. cant help but love it!

Nov 28: Baby Prince Eric is "skipping singing lessons and headed into the castle"--hes prob going to see the coral lighting....

Hot MerSlut of the Day!

2007-11-27T16:17:00.000-05:00

Today's Hot MerSlut of the Day is Brian! look at those abs!

Hot MerSlut of the Day!!

2007-11-26T01:31:00.001-05:00

Hot MerSlut for November 26th! Congrats Jeremy... all that swimming has done a fin good!

We're Baccckkkk

2007-11-26T01:30:00.000-05:00

How's it swimming merpeople? MerListed apologizes for the short break in all of your mergossip. The wireless signal is not so great under the sea... and Flounder would not get off myspace all throughout break. However we are back and swimming proud to be the hottest mermaid blog!!! Enjoy the hot merslut of the day and more updates will be coming soon!

Keep it fishy!- MerListed

Hot MerSlut of the Day: Thanksgiving Edition

2007-11-22T14:32:00.000-05:00

Happy ThanksMerGiving

2007-11-22T14:11:00.000-05:00

Hey all you merpeople, I hope everyone's break is going swimmingly! I know I'll be enjoying my dinner of mashed kelp, sweet seaweed, and brined sea urchin. Mmmmmm. It's about dinner time, but here's a little new to tide you all over...

Nov 21: 11:13pm: MerPhone escapades! One local Mermaid's cousin performed some phone espionage, and sent this to yours truly- "After we fuck on the couch I would take you to Ireland and shagg you on the rocks of the western shore while reciting Hamlet." Mer-Tastic.

Hot MerSlut of the Day: Wednesday!

2007-11-21T22:37:00.000-05:00

HOTTTTTTTTTTT

Hot MerSlut of the day!

2007-11-20T16:51:00.000-05:00

After much consideration we have come up with a new hot merslut of the day! Check her out .... Congrats Marina ( oh what a mer-tastic name)!!!!! look at her make King Triton Beg ;)

Fans of MerListed

2007-11-20T13:40:00.001-05:00

MerListed's two newest fans are about as merlicious as they come! From now on, I think it's safe to assume that anyone seen drinking a beverage with one of these logos is a supporter of MerListed.

Latest Updates

2007-11-20T13:17:00.000-05:00

Nov 20: 1252pm: Music Merman spotted swimming to the beat his way onto the AQUAbus , seaweed player in fin.

Nov 19: King Triton is seen eating lunch in the Sea-teria, "surfing" the web and of course paying special attention to MerListed.

Nov 19 10:35 am: Atlantis and Sea World are not important countries according to King Triton.

Blind Items: Just Asking

2007-11-20T00:54:00.000-05:00

WHICH local Pirate has caught mer-fever? Rumor has it he was seen canoodling with a couple of sassy mermaids in the Cove.

MerListed t-shirt now available

2007-11-19T20:00:00.000-05:00

Hey Mermaids and Mermen!

we have some awesome Mer-chandise for you all to check out.... here is a link to our first t-shirt!

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product.aspx?clear=true&number=%20191009361

The front has a sushi roll and it says know your roll... MerListed
On the back it says Everyfish's business is my business.

Hot MerSlut of the day!

2007-11-19T14:23:00.001-05:00

Look at this merslut...scandalous. Have you seen this merslut in action?

Haters

2007-11-19T14:22:00.000-05:00

We have discovered some haters to the mermovement... things are starting to get a little fishy.... for this post I will refer everyone to Mermaid Lady Sovereign
"So everybody's entitled to opinions,
I open my mouth and shit I got millions.
I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid,
I'll make you giggle till your sick
Cause my fin jiggles while I spit.
Yeah I do have some stories
And its true I want all the glory.
Go on then, come on support me,
I'm Mermaid, try and deport me!

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fuck you!"

The CAPTION THIS MER-CONTEST for November 18

2007-11-18T21:49:00.001-05:00

Fan Photo Contest

2007-11-18T21:47:00.001-05:00

Check out a recent fan photo that we recieved...
submit your own photo to our fan mermaid photo contest..

It's simply FabMerlous

Overheard in the Caf part 2

2007-11-18T19:07:00.000-05:00

Some totally rad mermaids overheard Merman Charlie Moore refer to his Sigma Iota Rho Bigs as Mermaid Nicole and Mermaid Colleen, here comes the MerListed sensation!

Overheard in the Caf...

2007-11-18T19:06:00.000-05:00

Looks like Rachel Corrigan is thinking of leaving her boyfriend... for a mermaid! Scandalous.

HOT MER-SLUT OF THE DAY!

2007-11-18T17:44:00.000-05:00

ANNOUNCING THE FIRST EVER HOT MER-SLUT OF THE DAY! CONGRATS MIKE FOX!

Old News

2007-11-18T17:39:00.000-05:00

Now that MerListed has gotten too big for facebook, here's some of our old updates for everyone struggling to keep up...

November 18: 3:55pm: Rumor has it that Mermaid Adella is wondering, "what's gonorrhea, and why does it, what's the word, buuuuurn?"

November 18: 3:17pm: URGENT ALERT... King Triton has a NAUGHTY sister...and her name is URSULA... yes you may ask how a merman and an octopus woman are siblings, but you never know what goes on "Under the sea"

November 18: 1150am: There's a sand storm!!! if this accumulates, we anticipate that those still left under the sea for monday and tuesday will NOT be attending classes!!! LOVe SANDDDDD BAYBAYY.

Nov 17: Mermaid Aquata and King Triton spot a first floor castle sneak in. A very well planned out sea horse sneak attack was very "Ursula" says Aquata.

Nov 16: King Tritons Castle has an extremely untimely seaweed alarm, poor Ariel is caught without her shell bikini , KT says its due to a sushi shortage...thank god for sebastian!!!!

Nov 16: It has been brought to our attention that a Mermaid in King Tritons Castle recently got caught with a Jellyfish, Blowfish, and possibly an eel living in their shell. Investigations will continue..stay tuned.

Welcome to MerListed!

2007-11-18T17:32:00.000-05:00

Mer-listed is the new blog. Everyfish's business is my business.

Hey Mer-Bitches, welcome to MerListed. This is THE up and coming new sensation in mermaid gossip. Get all you gossip on jellyfishes and seahorses alike.....

Look for upcoming features such as Hot Mer-Slut of the Day, Mermaid Caption Contest, and general mermaid gossip.